Here are some journal entries from one of my kindergarten students from a few years ago. The first one reads, "I am afraid of experiment 300 because it could turn into explode everything." The second one reads, "I created experiment 222. It is programmed to get you sick. Don't let 222 inside your body."
Some random quotes I've heard over the years-
"You know what happens when you die? The devil makes you dance naked."
"I saw you there [wherever in the world] but you didn't see me."
"You may now kiss the bride." (when Sock Monkey book is viewed)
"What the hell teacher?"
"You may now kiss the bride." (when Sock Monkey book is viewed)
"What the hell teacher?"
"Mrs. Tavi, I am going to give you star powers, wind powers and moon powers."
I got a million of 'em and I'll add to this when I think of them.
